Impossible, Useless "Game"

Do yourself whatever the opposite of a favor is & go play QWOP--a game-like thing in which you control individual leg muscles on an Olympic runner. My best is a respectable 8.8 meters. Try & beat that. But first, watch this hilarious video:




UPDATE: I got to 10 meters! Must stop....

Least Helpful Review of All Time.

Grange pointed me towards this internet nugget of hilarity. It's a "review" of Cardozo School of Law by someone with a substantially less than stellar command of the English language.

Click the screenshot for large/readable version:

Or head over the original page, & don't miss the user's profile. Do everyone a favor and just click "No" where it asks if this review was helpful.

Security Cameras, the Internet, and You!

WikiHow has a great article on how to watch security camera feeds using the internet. It really works. I found this marina in Germany and some office somewhere. The best one was someone's pool in their backyard but I can't find it again. Play around with some.

The Eater of Meaning

Here's something funky I stumbled upon. It's called the Eater of Meaning. I'm not sure how it works but it turns text on webpages into hysterical gibberish.

Here's what it does to this blog:

http://www.crummy.com/software/eater/eater.cgi?url-EoM=http%3A%2F%2Fsweetgams.blogspot.com&eat-EoM=endings

http://www.crummy.com/software/eater/eater.cgi?url-EoM=http%3A%2F%2Fsweetgams.blogspot.com&eat-EoM=words

If you click those links above, you can then click those same links on the gibberish page of this post & that'll take you to another gibberish version with links there too & on & on & on into absurdity!

It's like some kind of internet rabbit hole.

Retro-Futurism

Stumbled onto this video from 1969 (date unconfirmed):

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